The hole where my AC adapter jack goes in is fucked up (this sounds kinky!) so now I'm on a netbook until either Best Buy sends it in for repairs OR I pay for repairs.

INSERT PITY PARTY HERE.

PS: Hi I don't even have a life why am I not posting about my non-life? :I have been playing an inordinate amount of Angry Birds and Portal lately. I am ( Read more... )

A week ago I wrote up an insipid post about how it was snowing and THE WORLD IS ENDING.

Tomorrow it is going to be around 85 degrees.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND.

It'll probably be hailing next week or something.

This is an apt pictorial description of how my internet/computer life has been since the internet went all "I've fallen and I can't get up."


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but it's gackt, so we should all laugh. at him. laugh at gackt. it's good for your soul!


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So, I have a Palm Pre now.

And it has internet.

I'm not sure if this is a great thing or something truly terrible. :x

It's supposedly 64 degrees out. It feels like 80 in the house.

I have to be up in seven and a half hours.

I was going to do things, but instead I found this. Shit shit shit.

It's poorly transcribed, but... ShitSo those of you doing taxes... what are you going to do with your refund? I'm... buying tires. And glasses. I miss being able to be ( Read more... )

I am watching infomercials instead of sleeping. This is not uncommon.

Guys, here's a PSA: Wearing a bodyshaper while on a nature hike? Probably not a good idea.

OH SHIT. THE SQUIRRELS ARE GOING TO SEE MY BACK-FAT.For once I am utterly confused and it has nothing to do with it verging on two AM. And to make it even better... the bodyshaper ad ( Read more... )

I had a photobucket account named chocolatemecha?

Huh.

Edit: OH. YEAH. BECAUSE I MISREAD CHOCOLATE MOCHA AND LAUGHED FOR APPROXIMATELY ONE HOUR. THIS SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE EXCEPT NOT.

Because why would I sign up for a photobucket with that...

Clearly my brain needs a vacation from itself.

I wish I could pay someone in gum to remove all the ornaments from the tree.

I have to go to work in two and a half hours. I won't get out until three in the morning at the earliest. I don't want to do anything! Not even check as to why my phone won't stop vibrating from across the room.

/lazy